- M O L D
- JCPenney
- Bird Feeder
- My Sweet Tracer
- Three Sisters Wilderness
- Paddle North
- Anonymous Creepy Questions
- Shit Wizard
- Rubber Assholes
- Planet Craigslist: Kill Yourself
- Austin to Portland
- Hilltop Parking Lot
- Planet Craigslist: Synthetic Horse Shooter
- Planet Craigslist: Bad Parents
- Planet Craigslist: Bang My Mom
- I Perfumed My Ass for You
- Burnt Furniture
- Yellow Teeth
- All the Fixins
- Sniffing Marc’s Panties
- Dead Flies and Corn Nuts
- Rat Rider
- Dumpster Pizza
- Eclipse Hype
- Puke Hair
- Zort
- Mold on My Asshole
- Naked in Mexico
- Jizz Coffin
- Puke on my Fingers
- Slippin’ on a New Year
- Wheelchair Juggalo
- Transnational Hot Tub
- Empty Pockets
- Simulated Death Porn
- Just Making Coffee
- Scrawled in Shit
- The Omni
- Tropicana Piss Can
- Cold
- Violin Werewolf
- A Plastic Jug of Vodka
- Naked in Portland
- Five Miles from Texas
- Drunk in a Ditch
- Rat Feeder
- She Inhaled Glass
- Fake Rats and Rubber Bugs
- Mac and May
- Big Pappy
- Industrial Shithole
- Road Prayers
- Hobo Teeth
- Post-Roo Wooking
- Drunk in Olympia
- Wayport Access
- Cruising in a Spaceship Full of Slop
- A Meth Snorting Sex Offender Named Kash
- This Ogre Dates a Paint Huffer
- FUK NORTH DAKOTA
- Raw Clams Make the Elderly Amorous
- Minneapolis Sniff Adventures
- In Jesus Christ You Are Healed, Tic-Tac-Toe
- Corn on the Cob
- Sixteen Unsold Canning Jars
- The Minnesota Side
- Swimming in Gasoline
- Eighty Proof Tick Blood
- Snail Jesus
- Body Carpentry
- She Stirs the Soup
- Vanilla Coke Guy
- 160 Gigasnort Music Machine
- Anal Surgery
- HACKED UP RIVER BASTARDS
- The Bonnaroo Howl
- If on a Winter’s Night a Seven Incher
- Choosy Toads Choose Jif
- Left Coast Tripping (Cue the Animal Hookers)
- Cardboard Blankies
- Closet Dance
- Funeral Soup
- Soap Scum
- Getting Back to My Roots
- Moogfest 2010 Day 3 (of 3)
- Moogfest 2010 Day 2 (of 3)
- Moogfest 2010 Day 1 (of 3)
- Dirt Hole Journal Day 5 (of 5)
- Dirt Hole Journal Day 4 (of 5)
- Dirt Hole Journal Day 3 (of 5)
- Dirt Hole Journal Day 2 (of 5)
- Dirt Hole Journal Day 1 (of 5)
- Dirt Hole Crash Pad (Part 2 of 2)
- Dirt Hole Crash Pad (Part 1 of 2)
- My Nineteenth Birthday
- Homeless in Minneapolis Concerts (Day 3 of 3)
- Homeless in Minneapolis Concerts (Day 2 of 3)
- Homeless in Minneapolis Concerts (Day 1 of 3)
- Tales of a Fat Fuck Nothing (Part 2 of 2)
- Tales of a Fat Fuck Nothing (Part 1 of 2)
- Alley Culture
- The Love Lagoon (Part 2 of 2)
- The Love Lagoon (Part 1 of 2)
- My Dad Lets Children Gamble at Canadian Rodeos
Your a good writer, and these stories qualify as memoirs. If you pack all of them together in a book of short stories & memoirs, you could publish it. Just to let you know.
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I second this. Damn. I appreciated the break from my life. Thanks for sharing
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Glad you’re enjoying. Many thanks for reading 🙂
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Nice juicy list
I’ll take time to actually read a few. New experiances packed in. ; )
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I see I have a lot to read. Ill be back
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You’re a very talented writer, good stuff
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