Support my Writing!

I live in my car and eat out of dumpsters. If you’re a billionaire who enjoys my writing then please shoot some coins my way. I’d love to wipe my ass with tp instead of Taco Bell napkins. Every token supports me putting out more great stuff for y’all to read! Check the archives for years of insightful writing.

My financial guru suggested a minimum donation of $250,000 but I decided that even a dollar is cool. Here’s how you can help:

PayPal: paypal.me/gabfrab

PayPal email: noldevine@gmail.com

Venmo: @gabfrab

https://venmo.com/gabfrab

Cash App: $gabfrab

https://cash.app/$gabfrab

Digital gift cards can be sent to: noldevine@gmail.com

Amazon Wish List: http://a.co/4VT6hiU

Dead animal carcasses can be sent to the mailbox stapled atop my car.

Thank you so much!