Make-A-Wish: Gross Hobo Edition
I live in my car and eat out of dumpsters. If you’re a billionaire who enjoys my writing then please shoot some coins my way. I’d love to wipe my ass with tp instead of Taco Bell napkins. Every token supports me putting out more great stuff for y’all to read! Check the archives for years of free, insightful writing.
My financial guru suggested a minimum donation of $250,000 but I decided that even a dollar is cool. Here’s how you can help:
Digital gift cards can be sent to: email@example.com
PayPal email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Amazon Wish List: http://a.co/4VT6hiU
Cash App: $gabfrab
Sign up for Cash App (free app similar to Venmo/PayPal that gives you $5 when you sign up): Try Cash App using my code and we’ll each get $5! HMRJKMG
Buy me a coffee: buymeacoff.ee/gabfrab
Sweatcoin (get paid to walk with this free app aka I’ll shill anything): www1.sweatco.in/hi/nolan190491
Dead animal carcasses can be sent to the mailbox stapled atop my car.
Thank you so much!