Make-A-Wish: Gross Hobo Edition

I live in my car and eat out of dumpsters. If you’re a billionaire who enjoys my writing then please shoot some coins my way. I’d love to wipe my ass with tp instead of Taco Bell napkins.


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Dead animal carcasses can be sent to the mailbox stapled atop my car.

Thanks so much!