I live in my car and eat out of dumpsters. If you’re a billionaire who enjoys my writing then please shoot some coins my way. I’d love to wipe my ass with tp instead of Taco Bell napkins. Every token supports me putting out more great stuff for y’all to read! Check the archives for years of insightful writing.
My financial guru suggested a minimum donation of $250,000 but I decided that even a dollar is cool. Here’s how you can help:
PayPal email: email@example.com
Cash App: $gabfrab
Digital gift cards can be sent to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Amazon Wish List: http://a.co/4VT6hiU
Dead animal carcasses can be sent to the mailbox stapled atop my car.
Thank you so much!