My Best Shit

If you’re new to my writing then here are some of my best pieces:

Trying to get laid while homeless

Traveling the country having drugs tested on me.

Simulated Death Porn

Swimming into Mexico

Loneliness in my first big city

Shifting through the country while feeling shitty

Meeting a vampire and having sex with a sixty year old

Bicycling naked with thousands of people in Portland

Picking up hitchhikers around America

Manual labor in an industrial shithole

My dead dog

Growing up on a river